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Joke of the Day

"Why do they call them 'jews'? ""'jew gonna do anything with that, 'cause I can take it off your hands?"""

"What is the difference between a bus station filled with elderly and a crab with boobs? One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean"

"There was a man who said... ... ""I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late."""

"The photo technician got caught masterbating to people's photos They charged him with ""indecent exposure"""

"How do you confuse a blonde? You don't. They're born that way! "

"Why did the cannibal get indigestion after eating his high school debate team rival? He ate something that disagreed with him"

"Hey reddit, ever hear the one about no and me neither? Me neither."

"Contents of my wallet just spilled all over the cashier's counter, so embarrassing, spiders everywhere."

"Need a new emoticon? Why not (V)(;,,;)(V) ?"

"Why couldn't the melons run away and get married? They cantelope."