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Joke of the Day

"Three Nazis walk into a BAR They all get shot."

"There's a part of me that still loves you. I hit that part with a hammer. Stupid part."

"Why are Astronauts seen as condescending? Because all they do is look down at people."

"CHIPOTLE MANAGER: we can't figure out why these e.coli outbreaks keep happening ME: [bathing in a tub of salsa in the back] ya very weird"

"Batman's identity revealed Batman was identified as Christian Bale Sunday when he didn't show up at church..."

"I used to go to the physician just like you, but then I took an hammer to the knee."

"How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. But it takes five episodes."

"Where do you find 100 fat cows? At bingo"

"My internet addiction is so bad... Its alt of ctrl."

"What are the 2 sexiest farm animals? Brown chicken, brown cow."