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Joke of the Day
"Why are Astronauts seen as condescending? Because all they do is look down at people."
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"Attractive people, have the decency to leave news and comedy to the rest of us."
"Once upon a time there was a yellow frog and a pink elephant..."
"A man is found in the middle of Iraq and the locals asked him where did he come from and how did he get there He said ""Iran"""
"I wonder if a ghost has ever watched me masturbate."
"Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble."
"Why do only 9/10 dentists recommend Crest toothpaste? The last dentist is busy killing a lion"
"What is the best kind of vegetable? The one in the wheelchair."
"What do you call a computer smoking weed ? High tech."
"Oh no! The universe just imploded itself...... ...... No matter."