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Joke of the Day
"I used to go to the physician just like you, but then I took an hammer to the knee."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cy ! Cy who ? Cy'n on the botton line !"
"FB is the Flanders of social media, Twitter is Moe."
"My ex just called me, sobbing on the phone to tell me she has AIDS and I should get checked. The hardest part is acting surprised."
"Black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.... and the bartender says ""Hey, that's pretty cool. Where'd you get it? "" The parrot said, "" Africa, they have millions of them."""
"What a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate."
"What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force? Jedi do that?"
"I fell off a 50 foot ladder yesterday. Luckily I was on the bottom step."
"I'm surprised that more people don't become astronauts The amount of space cadets I come across is startling"
"What's long, hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber."