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Joke of the Day
"What are the 2 sexiest farm animals? Brown chicken, brown cow."
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"A Russian walks into an Ukrainian bar... And farts. The Russian says, ""I'm sorry for Putin."""
"Offer: free guitar No strings attached"
"I don't know what the next iPhone looks like... But what I can tell you, its going to be a big 6S"
"My dentist told me I have to stop masturbating. I said, ""Why?"" He said, ""Because I'm trying to work on your teeth!"""
"Why are there so many trees in Harlem? Public Transportation"
"A pirate crew is fleeing from a whaling ship One pirate swabbie asks, ""This be the whaling ship driven by the wench with two vaginas?"" The pirate says, ""Aye, we best be wary of har poons."""
"I was told politicians didn't take craps I guess that's why they're full of shit"
"What was the statistician's fetish? Let's just say he had the standard deviation."
"How to tell if your house is haunted... ...it isn't."