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Joke of the Day
"My internet addiction is so bad... Its alt of ctrl."
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"What's different for Sean Connery when he has sex with his wife or with a prostitute? It's the shame."
"What is a pirate's favorite fast food joint? Aaaaarby"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter because he's not coming"
"Babe, you're like a camera. Everytime i look at you, i shutter."
"What did the left eyebrow told to the right eyebrow? Hi brow"
"Guys, you should really try removing the key above enter on your keyboard. Trust me, you'll never go back"
"""My phone's about to die."" -Me, 30 seconds into every phone call ...."
"10101 = 20 Sorry, I'm a bit high right now."
"I went to the doctor's office the other day And he told me, ""you've got to stop masturbating so furiously."" I responded, ""why, doc?"" He angrily responded, ""because, I'm TRYING to examine you."""