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Joke of the Day

"Recent studies have shown that 63% of women have used vibrators. The other 37% have brand new ones."

"Heard this really good joke at work today. You guys would've really loved it."

"Nothing says I mean business' like using a grocery cart at the liquor store."

"What tastes..[NSFW] What tastes better on Pizza than on Pussy? Crust."

"Did you hear about the guy that invented the door knocker? He won the ""Nobell"" prize."

"Shit happens You know what they say: shit happens. That's why every time something bad happens, I pray for constipation."

"Imagine a shark eating pizza. Imagine you were frog. Imagine a donkey wearing a skirt. Imagine someone telling you to imagine stupid things."

"Did you here about the funny looking desert font? They call it comic sands"

"I bought a new Japanese car. I turned on the radio... I don't understand a word they're saying."

"I went to the movies with a girl last night. I paid for the tickets & the snacks, & anything else I can before she reports her card stolen."