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Joke of the Day

"I went to the movies with a girl last night. I paid for the tickets & the snacks, & anything else I can before she reports her card stolen."

"So, they're going to combine Facebook, YouTube, and Twitter into one website. It's going to be called ""YouTwitFace""."

"What do you call the horse that lives next door? Your NEIGHHHbor Credit: 6y/o nephew"

"Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much? Because they did not have proper tea."

"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."

"Two part joke Q. How does an elephant hide in an apple tree? A. He paints his balls red. Q. What's the loudest sound in Africa? A. Giraffes eating apples."

"You could completely eliminate the semicolon key and 90% of America wouldn't notice... until they needed to wink at somebody."

"What's for dinner? -A question asked by children who have no intention of eating the answer."

"Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot. "

"What can you tell about a guy who's always masturbating? That he's the son of one Mr. and Mrs. Bating. Please don't kill me."