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Joke of the Day

"Why did Courteney Cox? Because Lisa Kudrow."

"I'll always remember the day my wife said ""yes"" to my proposal. And I'll never forget that it was the last thing we ever agreed on."

"So I was playing terraria and I got killed by an eater of souls... Damn gingers"

"What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it."

"5th grade teacher: ""You have more wrong answers than your whole class combined. I have never seen one person make so many mistakes."" Student: ""Well... not *one* person. My dad helped me too."""

"I sing in the shower. I think I sound pretty good. The other people in the gym don't agree."

"MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE"

"In the beginning God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. - Since then neither God nor Man has rested."

"Why was Beethoven making a lot of money? His property was Fur Elise"

"Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer? A. There is cheese in front of the mouse."