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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy that invented the door knocker? He won the ""Nobell"" prize."
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"What is the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks while he fits and the other one...."
"This Doctor... Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Doctor. Interup- You have cancer."
"How did Jesus get so ripped? He does crossfit."
"Hub: Let's go see a movie Me: Ok. How bout this one? *points* H: Why do we have to see a movie with subtitles? I didn't do anything wrong."
"It's only a matter of time before the casino realizes that baby I lost at the roulette table wasn't mine"
"Did you hear about the overweight introvert who thought he had won the hot dog eating contest? Turns out he was just a bit shy."
"My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much... What a stupid thing to Fallout 4."
"""Is there a Mr. Fields?"" I say to my twelfth cookie, all the while knowing she's all mine."
"How do you make an octopus laugh? By giving it ten tickles *badumts*"