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Joke of the Day
"Heard this really good joke at work today. You guys would've really loved it."
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"""i never metadata i didn't like"" -NSA"
"Why did Johnny cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in a chicken."
"Annoying couples on social media What is an annoying couple's favorite sport? Bae-sball"
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Curly ! Curly who ? Curly Q !"
"A boat carrying red paint, and a boat carrying blue paint, both crash into each other. The crew are now marooned."
"Did you hear? The invisible man and the invisible woman just had a son. In all honesty, he's not much to look at"
"Stevie Wonder got a cheesegrater for Christmas. He said it was the most violent book he's ever read."
"What did the black mother name her 5 daughters? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She called them by their last names!"
"Whenever i am lonely or depressed my piano makes me feel better... Its an appreciating asset."