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Joke of the Day
"What tastes..[NSFW] What tastes better on Pizza than on Pussy? Crust."
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"Why was Cinderella able to surf the web? Because he footman turned into a mouse."
"When is the best time to eat fast food? *Fri*day!"
"Bishop to the Pope: Congratulations on your name's day Your Holiness! - Pope: But today we do not commemorate the name of Benedict? - Bishop: It is the 16th, though."
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them"
"A loving couple just bought a new house The man says ""We really need a basement."" The wife replies ""Oh come on, as if the size of your sex organ wasn't enough for you already."""
"Atoms are all liars... They make up everything! Credit to wherever my awesomely lame chemistry teacher finds her corny jokes :)"
"If Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God... Did Mary have a little lamb?"
"In Soviet Russia, Turkey shoots you."
"I made a shirt out of pushpins... ...because I wanted to look sharp. But everyone said it was just tacky."