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Joke of the Day
"People who say they don't know how to lie are lying."
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"What did the green grape said to the purple grape? BREATHE, GOD DAMMIT!! BREATHE!!!"
"I like to stand next to someone else's screaming baby, call an ex boyfriend, and tell him, ""We need to talk!"""
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"I instantly feel horrible when I judge someone, so I stopped. Now I make rational conclusions based on insightful observations."
"Where is the most ironic place to get a girl pregnant? Abortion clinic."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bowl ! Bowl who ? Bowl me over !"
"The good news First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me."