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Joke of the Day

"People who say they don't know how to lie are lying."

"Did you hear about the nudists that attempted to forcefully take over a local beach? It was roundly condemned as a case of naked aggression."

"You ever click a link thinking you're going to get a free iPad, but all you get is a million emails? No? Yeah, me either."

"I wish i was Batman Because my parents would be dead."

"How did you get out of Iraq? Iran"

"My girlfriend is ridiculously good at deepthroating... It's actually not that great because she only gets to do it when she cheats on me with black guys."

"What's the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS? You can negotiate with a terrorist."

"Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving? He didn't have the guts for it."

"""Why can't a Christmas tree walk? ""Because it **doesn't have legs**."" ""Ugh, that's so **lame**."""

"Where do bacteria go when they die? St. Petri Dish."