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Joke of the Day

"My Doctor told me I had to stop masturbating. Apparently it was making it difficult to complete the exam."

"German Girlfriend My german girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10. Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done."

"What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables? Lettuce pray they turnip."

"A recent survey in the UK asked the following question: Are there too many foreigners in this country now? 18% answered: **YES** 82% answered ** **"

"Women left at the alter near-Mrs"

"The handicap parking at the special olympics must be insane"

"MY NECK. MY BACK. MY PJ'S AND MY SNACK."

"You're Girlfriend is the square root of -100. She's a 10, but she's imaginary."

"If ISIS would really like the world to take notice of their intentions! They should kill a lion."