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Joke of the Day
"Where is the most ironic place to get a girl pregnant? Abortion clinic."
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"I like my women exactly how I like my pet. I like both to be horse!"
"I can already hear the birds judging me for sleeping till noon tomorrow."
"How does a duck pay for lipstick? She puts it on her bill"
"I asked my wife to bring me a Kinder Surprise when she went to the supermarket... She delivered."
"Why Did the Native Americans Car Break Down? Their Injun died on them!"
"Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ? About an hour and a half after I arrived at school"
"Knock Knock. [My C#@&] Who's there? Mike. Mike Who?! Mike Och"
"The universe implodes.... No matter."
"A black third grader goes up to his mom and says: ""Mom, I have the biggest dick in the third grade, is it because i'm black?"" ""No."" She replies. ""It's because you're 19."""