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Joke of the Day
"Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$ ? They were Holo-costly"
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"Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial? He never changes his position."
"Son, I'm not a mad scientist, just a disappointed scientist."
"Why did the idiot stare at a carton of orange juice? It said 'concentrate' on it"
"Home made honey mustard ! I have a beehive full of bees trained to eat mustard ... and that is what comes out !"
"Don't mess around with asexuals They don't fuck around."
"How does a pirate reenact Travis Bickle's speech? Are you talking to me?"
"How do you tell if someone is jewish at a football game? They leave after the coin toss"
"An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing"
"Learned today that it's about 12 min after realizing there's no TP in the stall that you ask yourself how important your socks really are"