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Joke of the Day
"How do I know you're not John Cena? I can see you"
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"Rosy Red Cheeks What do you get when you squat over a rosy red fire?"
"I asked a grape about parenthood But it didn't know much about baby raisin."
"How do depressed frogs die? They Kermit suicide."
"Nice shoes. Where'd you get them? Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me?"
"You know why Santa has so big balls? He only comes ones a year."
"What do we call that one small worm that won't shut up? A chatterpillar"
"three straight men walk in to a bar... and come out."
"Hey baby do you build portable wienerschnitzels? Because you make my hotdog stand"
"An army of pandas descends on a fortress of evil trolls. The pandas are soft, cuddly, & deadly. It's the most adorable massacre in history."