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Joke of the Day
"What does an Ent want? A bad birch."
Next Joke
"Let go.. New perspective.. If you love someone, let them go. If they come back, . . . . nobody wanted them."
"*driving my date to the ER* I told you my possum doesn't like direct eye contact. This one is on you."
"It's a good thing the pilgrims and indians feasted on turkey instead of cats at the original Thanksgiving... ...otherwise we would only get to eat pussy once a year."
"My son just asked me if cats can have babies when they aren't married and I told him yes, but I honestly don't know."
"Silly Rabbit, Trix are for a culture of entitled white American children who are systematically fed a diet of high fructose corn syrup."
"What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space? ""You're two shellfish."""
"I'm glad I was diagnosed with OCD because now I have an even 100 problems."
"A new study has found that women with larger butts live longer than men who mention it."
"Everyone is entitled to my opinion."