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Joke of the Day

"It's a good thing the pilgrims and indians feasted on turkey instead of cats at the original Thanksgiving... ...otherwise we would only get to eat pussy once a year."

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"My gym sent me home for following their motto it's confusing, they need to change it to ""go hard and go home"""
"I can't wait for the next Oscars dead-person montage when all the celebs Joan Rivers insulted have to applaud her."
"What is a pirates favorite article of clothing? His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me."
"I think, therefore I am. I shrink, therefore I swam."
"What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer? 13 blackberries and 5 apples"
"I'm thinking of doing my part and getting into taxidermy... It really is a dying art."
"We're having a Jamaican hair day at work tomorrow I'm dreading it already."
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