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Joke of the Day
"A new study has found that women with larger butts live longer than men who mention it."
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"I'm a true sportsman... I have a tennis elbow, A golfer's shoulder, And athlete's feet."
"Some ppl are like, bury me and plant a tree so I live on in nature and I'm like, same but plant potatoes so I can live on in french fries"
"Funny teacher responses to ""Can I go to the bathroom?"" Forget the classic ""I don't know, can you?"""
"Where do fishes keep their money? In river banks"
"What do Asian people use as blindfolds? Shoe laces."
"Something good did come out of last night: I talked to my mom and my fiancee on the phone while they were crying- and it wasn't about something I'd done!"
"When your boss says ""you're getting a little behind,"" he won't appreciate it when you wink and say ""been working out-thanks for noticing."""
"What does a 60 year old woman have between her breasts that a 20 year old woman doesn't? Her belly button."
"Why did the donkey cross the road and cause an accident? Cause he's an ass."