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Joke of the Day
"A new study has found that women with larger butts live longer than men who mention it."
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"[calls wife] honey help 'whats wrong?' im done shopping at the door store but now i cant tell which one is the exit 'ok just stop crying'"
"All of the people complaining about Harriet Tubman being on the new $20 bill... Most likely don't see too many $20 bills."
"""I only cheated on you with girls"" is the most beautiful thing a woman has ever said to me."
"Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his mother-in-law in the jungle?"
"A magic tractor drives down the road.. and turns into a field"
"Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?"
"Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: They both get easier to pick-up with age."
"Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag? A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer."
"What idiot called it jousting and not poker knight?"