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Joke of the Day
"I'm glad I was diagnosed with OCD because now I have an even 100 problems."
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"*shoots self in foot* ""Damn i like the metaphor better"""
"Every time you use a q-tip... you turn a q into an o"
"Body scans and genital fondlings would save more lives if our Government was paying to have them done in hospitals rather than airports."
"A pirate walks into a bar The bar tender notices that he has a ships wheel sticking out of the front of his pants, he asks ""doesn't that bother you"". And the pirate says ""arrrr it's drivin me nuts"""
"My friends bakery burnt down... It was toast =D lmao"
"What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids? Jack The Kipper."
"Dear Britain, This Brexit vote is all wrong If you want to leave the EU, dump some tea in the harbor and fight a war. Sincerely, America"
"An English Girl.. WIFE: ""I'm going to LONDON. What gift do you want?"" HUSBAND: ""An English girl."" After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: ""Where is my gift?"" WIFE: ""Wait for nine months!"""
"Lyrics in modern hip hop are so bad.."