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Joke of the Day

"Being baptized is like having antivirus for a PC It helps protect you from consequences of sinning going forward (but not guaranteed)"

"How do you make a Venetian blind? Stick a finger in his eye."

"Deer: I have a proposal for you Rabbit: I'm all ears Deer: HAHA I get it, cuz of the whole big ears thing Rabbit: That's pretty hurtful Jeff"

"Q: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school? A: She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever."

"Did you here about the two guys that stole a calendar? They each got six months."

"All the dads with weekend custody are crowding up the donut shop."

"*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*"

"Shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is"

"Empty out and clean a mace container. Fill with water Stare into the eyes of your enemies as you spray your own eyes and never blink"

"A doctor tells his patient he has to stop masturbating... probably NSFW ""Why?"" the man asked. ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""