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Joke of the Day

"Cocaine is never a solution... Unless it's dissolved in water."

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"What do you get when you cross a gay man and a Jew? A hit Broadway show. (heard Drew Carey make this joke in a Whose Line blooper reel)"
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your dick down a whore's throat."
"Irish step dancing was discovered by women waiting in line to use the restroom."
"You know whats scarier than a bee chasing you because i dont"
"imagime if introverts were as aggresive to extroverts as extroverts r to introverts ""why do u hav to socialize"" ""why dont u stay in"" ""loser"""
"You know why Russia is more productive? They're rushin'"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Boo ! Boo who ? Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !"
"This is awesome. Must watch! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMDasvrKXdM&list=UUoSaAvzfqFYlMCBrBDCLiRg"