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Joke of the Day
"You know why Russia is more productive? They're rushin'"
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"The most sexist joke you've ever heard. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; give a man a vagina and you feed her for a lifetime."
"Sometimes... You just gotta treat life like a bad lay... Make funny faces and pretend you're having a good time."
"The Sun is similar to Beer Sun rises in the east and sets in the west. Beer rises in yeast and sets in the waist ."
"What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ? A dingo-ling !"
"Jesus one said: ""he who lives by the sword will die by the sword"" Apparently Jesus loved crossfit"
"Why does the zoo only have dogs? Because they shot the gorilla"
"I got so drunk the other night that I lost my glasses. The rest is a blur."
"people: u should smile me: not unless u deposit 2 million dollars in my bank account thanks"
"In high school, people called me ""Superman"" due to my light eyes and physical build. Also because I wore my underwear on top of my pants."