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Joke of the Day
"Irish step dancing was discovered by women waiting in line to use the restroom."
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"What did they call Ebola before the Internet? Bola"
"I'm going to run a marathon next year. It's a huge challenge, but 26 miles in 365 days is definitely doable."
"i swear to god I'm funny I was going to tell a gay joke... Butt fuck it.. Bada bom tisssh"
"What do you call an extremely constipated person? Whatever you like. They don't give a shit."
"C-sections are like the Digiorno of pregnancy..... It isn't delivery, but it still tastes like one."
"[team tryouts] Coach: You really knocked that one out of the park. Jimmy: Thanks Coach! Coach: This is tennis."
"Meet Brian, my monkey butler. He's gonna help out around the office. *Monkey flinging office equipment out the window* Brian hates clutter."
"What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode? The appendix."
"That awkward moment when you have to get over someone you never even dated."