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"You know whats scarier than a bee chasing you because i dont"
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"So a man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but a piece of shrink wrap... The doctor looks up and says; ""I can clearly see your nuts."""
"Last night a movie theater was robbed of $1000 dollars. The thieves took one large bag of popcorn, a combo meal and a pack of skittles."
"A man was at a Christmas party in San Bernardino ... Everyone was on their best behavior, so when the man spilled his drink, he said ""shoot."""
"Which dog tastes better when eaten? A hot dog."
"my girlfriends said if this gets 1000 up votes then I probably reposted somebody elses joke"
"Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped? Demeter wasn't working."
"Accepting a Facebook friend request from someone you follow on twitter is like bringing home your drug dealer to meet your family."
"Senator John Tester from Montana and his executive assistant both have only seven fingers. That is so hot!"
"How do programmers get a sixpack? int[][] abs = new int[2][3]"