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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a gay man and a Jew? A hit Broadway show. (heard Drew Carey make this joke in a Whose Line blooper reel)"

"The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list."

"I fall asleep every night While browsing the chlora forum"

"Before NASA sent Curiosity, Mars was bustling with cats."

"The good news is, I blocked the creepy guy. The bad news is, I'm tweeting this from inside his trunk."

"I have the body of a god Shame it's Buddha"

"My boyfriend recently called me his woman And now we're living in the jungle, wearing deer skin and hunting for food"

"Women are a lot like tennis rallies Occasionally, a back hand is needed to stay in control"

"What's red and has seven dents in it? Snow Whites cherry."

"What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? ""Captain"" you fucking racist!"