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"What's the difference between bullets and everyone? Everyone misses Harambe."
"Thank you, pencil sharpeners! For always making a good point."
"You know what they say.Once you go black.... you're a single mother."
"No one is more unnecessarily confident than a white person that just ordered Mexican food in a Spanish accent."
"Me: Sometimes you need to pick yourself up, dust yourself off, enfarcorate, and move on. You know what I'm saying? Friend: ..."
"why was the 6 month old African baby crying? It was having a mid life crisis"
"What do you get when you put a tiny umbrella in a supercar? A Lambortini."
"What will santa bring your fish this christmas? A scale letrix!"
"I love the Olympics #OpeningCeremony. It reminds me of that time I had to run to the creek when my sleeve caught on fire."