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Joke of the Day

"This is awesome. Must watch! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMDasvrKXdM&list=UUoSaAvzfqFYlMCBrBDCLiRg"

"My wife and I were talking about obscure animals. She said, ""I want to get a manatee."" ""That's very generous,"" I replied, ""I take it with two sugars."""

"What do you call a duck that does drugs? A quack head!"

"Some people come into your life for a reason. Like for target practice."

"What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !"

"""HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU?! Seriously? You're 10 years old."" ""..."" ""Beer before liquor, never sicker. NEVER. SICKER."""

"""Yous shall not pass!"" (Gandalfini)"

"I tink Therefore I am Irish."

"My parents treat me like a god They dont believe in me"

"Is it too much to ask for an attractive hot stalker....I mean, come on, seriously!"