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Joke of the Day

"imagime if introverts were as aggresive to extroverts as extroverts r to introverts ""why do u hav to socialize"" ""why dont u stay in"" ""loser"""

"First they came for the fat, whiny losers, and I said nothing, because they got me immediately. I was like the first person they got."

"A good way to let the audience know a character doesn't ""play by the rules"" is to name her Kat."

"What's the difference between ""a choice"" and "" to choose?"" ""A choice"" is a decision you make. ""To choose"" are what Mexicans put on their feet."

"They said ""orange is the new black""... ...but I didn't realise they meant Trump would replace Obama."

"How many jews can you fit in a VW? Four - two in the front, two in the back, and none in the ashtray because the Holocaust never happened"

"ME: did it hurt GIRL AT BAR: did wat hurt ME: when ur hopes of having a nice uninterupted night out got crushed bc i started talking to u"

"I've got hoes in different area codes. (I'm very careless with my gardening tools.)"

"I dont't want to die a virgin because that means I'll have to have sex with terrorists."

"(Gamblers Anonymous meeting) Leader: Bob, tell us why you're here. Me: $20 it's a Blackjack addiction. Group: *all rushing to place bets*"