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Joke of the Day

"I used to be addicted to doing the Hokey Pokey Luckily I since turned myself around."

"Important Message for Every MAN if you MARRY ONE WOMAN She will fight with you... But if you MARRY TWO WOMAN they will fight for you :D So! Think Different... Add Wife... Have Life... ;)"

"You know it wasn't always called club penguin. The original name was club seals, not sure why they changed it."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $40 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"What serious crime has Michelle Obama done? Fucking a monkey! Beastiality is still illegal in most states!"

"There is only two man made objects visible from space. The great wall of china and, Kim Jong Un's giant ass. cmon guys I cant do this all by myself."

"They said she was a cat lady but when I threw her off a small building she didn't land on her feet and now I'm in jail for murder."

"What is all this #Brexit going around? When did Bromine decide to leave the periodic table?"

"I'm thinking about trying steroids... I hear they're all the rage!"

"A young boy asks him mum why his cousin is named Diamond... His mother replies ""because your auntie loves Diamonds"" He replies ""what about me?"" She responds ""enough question Richard"""