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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the 2 Spanish firemen? Jose and hose B"

"Whats the difference between a baby and an onion You don't cry when you cut a baby"

"No thanks, NASCAR. If I wanted to spend 8 hrs watching a car drive around in a big circle, I'd go on a road trip with my mom."

"No thanks CVS, I don't need a bag. I'll just wrap up my purchase in the 12 foot receipt you just gave me."

"How the hell is the director of the CIA unable to hide an affair?"

"Whenever I see someone with a non-reusable water bottle I get a gun and shoot a nearby animal and say ""you did that"""

"What do you call a picture of Simon Pegg's brother? JPEG"

"I'm a lot like a pair of testicles. Cause I'm nuts in the sack."

"What's the difference between a prostitute and oreo? April Fools ya dumbitches!! There's no difference at all."

"Guys, I have to stop cyber-bullying North Korea. They called my mom."