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Joke of the Day

"There is only two man made objects visible from space. The great wall of china and, Kim Jong Un's giant ass. cmon guys I cant do this all by myself."

"If two KKK members get in a fight... And someone else nearby gets hit, do they get caught in the cross fire?"

"I woke up suddenly terrified I'm late for work... I opened my eyes and chilled - I'm at work."

"I went to a placenta party the other day... the cervix was terrible."

"71-yr-old Jimmy Page is dating a 25-yr-old. The age difference may seem huge now, but it won't be as big a deal when she's 28 and he's dead."

"What's the one thing a black person will never steal? Your job."

"Paralympics Q: What's better than winning the Paralympics? A: Having legs!"

"When I get old I'm going to trace every wrinkle on my body with a black pen, hide in kids closets, and pretend I'm a cracked porcelain doll."

"What is called when a woman gets a sex change? Addadictomy."

"Sayings always said with sarcasm. Any examples? I hate to say I told you so. No sarcasm: I...I truly hate to say I told you so."