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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $40 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"Police arrested two kids yesterday One was drinking battery acid, the other one eating fireworks. They carged one - and let the other one off."

"Katt williams lost a fight to a 7th grader. This was not the first time he looked like a complete idiot in front of a crowd."

"what do you call an alligator in a vest? ... An investigator"

"Where did Noah keep the Bees? In the Ark-Hives."

"[spelling bee] Your word is ""coincide"" -could u use it in a sentence? Sure: When the nickel murdered the penny it was a case of ""coincide"""

"The three magic words EVERY woman loves to hear, ""You were right."""

"A started a blog about ADHD... ...it's going to have recipes and I went to the Alamo."

"My cooking is so great.... ...that firefighters like to come and watch."

"I've entered a competition on the Armitage Shanks website It's basically a win Loos situation."