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Joke of the Day
"I'm thinking about trying steroids... I hear they're all the rage!"
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"If laughter was the best medicine... Your face would cure the world!"
"Why do I always say yes to everything? I just don't no."
"I do not delete bad tweets that get no stars... I let them sit there and think about what they've done..."
"For my next magic trick i'll need a condom and a volunteer."
"Trump took a dump. He pumped. He jumped. Thump Thump. Whump!"
"With the magic of makeup, I go from tired old hag to tired looking old hag with eyeliner."