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Joke of the Day

"A young boy asks him mum why his cousin is named Diamond... His mother replies ""because your auntie loves Diamonds"" He replies ""what about me?"" She responds ""enough question Richard"""

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it!"

"Pavlov's bell, but it's me reading an email that I think says winebar when it's actually webinar."

"Any question can be a rhetorical question if you walk away fast enough."

"If your name is spelled Duhniayle, don't hate me when I mispronounce it. Hate your parents & their ridiculous spelling decisions."

"Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life? They were on the Earth before it was cool."

"What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common? They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen."

"What is the first symptom of AIDS? A pounding sensation in your ass."

"If your nose runs and your feet smell... You might be upside down. Heard from ""The Sopranos"""

"Before you pride yourself on being a big fish, make sure you're not swimming in a puddle."