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Joke of the Day

"Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking? Because it would be a party fowl."

"""And, Johnny? How did your school report turn out?"" asks mother. ""Come on mom, the most important thing is that I'm healthy!"""

"What do Trees do in Autumn? Take a Leaf of absence."

"What's the shortest book ever written? French War Heroes."

"Q: What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? A: The car salesman can probably drive!"

"I have as much authority as the Pope, i just don't have as many people who believe it."

"You know what they say about camping... It's in tents!"

"Beam me up Scottie! I'm not sure how to work this thing. I have nothing interesting to start with. Maybe a funny joke...Knock Knock!............must have been the wind."

"""It seems like many polls are turning against you. How do you respond?"" TRUMP: They should be sent back to Poland. Very dangerous people."

"What gets bigger every time I see my wife. My wife."