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Joke of the Day

"I fought the law, and it turns out they have better resources than I do."

"I've started calling my penis ""Elbow"" Because it's hard, flexible, and it's rude to have it out on the table during dinner"

"What's a pedophile's favorite wing in a children's hospital? ICU"

"I approach sex and parking the same way Get close enough to the end while still being able to safely pull out."

"What cut of beef was Lady Gaga's meat dress made from? Skirt steak. Forgive me."

"What did drunk say to the blonde? Nice ass."

"I was gonna make a joke about butts Butt fuck it."

"I'm beginning to think rappers exaggerate a Lil."

"There are 3 types of people in this world Those who are good with numbers and those who aren't"

"I just got mistaken for an employee at a haunted house. Assume it's because I look authoritative not because I look like I'm wearing a mask."