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Joke of the Day

"What car does Boba Fett drive? A ManDeLorean!"

"When is a body builder's shortest workout? During the winter Swole-stace"

"What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard."

"Why do we always see a Dung Beetle with a ball of shit? Because that's how he rolls. ^^/groan"

"I can't believe they still have commercials for phone sex. What kind of sick maniac enjoys ""talking on a phone?"""

"Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport? Because he was Snowden."

"What's the worst swear word to a tv exec? Godhole."

"The sadomasochist was arrested and put in front of a judge he got off with a slap on the wrist"

"They say that all things come in threes and yeah maybe I did too once because I was really drunk and she looked like a five."

"I was rejected at this job interview that I had. Apparently, ""gang rape"" is not a suitable example to prove that you are good at working in teams."