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Joke of the Day
"Jared gives a new meaning to ""Eat Fresh!"" How ""Fresh"" we talkin?"
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"Job interview... (Two men are in an office going through a job application) Manager: ... so, what do you do in your spare time? Applicant: I make clean calls to women and hang up."
"What did the dog say to the tree? Bark"
"What does a gay guy say when he can't remember? I faggot"
"If quizes are quizical, what are tests? Testical!"
"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? (NSFW) I'll see you next month."
"a bear and a rabbit are shitting in the woods The bear asks the rabbit if he has problems with shit sticking to his fur. The rabbit replies, ""no why?"" The bear then wipes his ass with the rabbit."
"What's the Difference Between a Hormone and a Pheromone? You can't hear a pheromone."
"Guys are a little like bears, if you lay very still they'll paw at you a bit then give up and go look for food."
"What's a woman's best curve? Her smile."