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"why do asians have small boobs? Only A's are acceptable"
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"The problem with the world today is that intelligent people are too smart to have children."
"What's the stupidest animal in the jungle? The polar bear"
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"Why did the newspaper cross the street? To get to the other side of the story."
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"Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? One goes ""cockadoodle doo"", the other goes, ""Any cock 'ill do."" Old joke my 60-something grandfather told me when I was 10"
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"What do you get from a dollar-an-hour hooker? A lot of bang for your buck."