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Joke of the Day

"Where can you find Scandinavia? Right next to Printdinavia and Copydinavia."

"Did you hear about the guy who invented knock-knock jokes? He won the nobel prize"

"A miner is selling raw ore... He's approached by a blacksmith who says, ""I'll take it."" The miner questions, ""Which one?"" Blacksmith replies,"" Either ore."" BADUMTISSSS"

"I'm getting concerned that Beyonce never told those single ladies to put their hands down and now there's a bunch of unfed cats out there."

"What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt? Con-grab-ur-asians!!"

"It must be Monday somewhere."

"If I had a dollar for every time I fell for a tweeter instead of a real person, I could pay for the psychiatric help I obviously need."

"Brexit must have impacted Game of Thrones' budget really badly... (spoilers) I heard yesterday they fired half of the cast."

"Wife: we need to improve our home Me: agreed Wife: remodeling the kitchen should be top priority Me: [crosses out ""get more dogs""] obviously"

"I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger. And then it hit me."