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"Where can you find Scandinavia? Right next to Printdinavia and Copydinavia."
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"[NSFW] What's green, and smells like pork? Kermit the Frog's finger."
"What did the neutrino say to the planet? Just passing through"
"""I really wish you'd post more 4sq checkins & tumblr links"" -no one on Twitter ever"
"Have you heard of Bill Cosby's new T.V. show? It's called, ""Women say the Dardest things."" He denies rape charges for thirty minutes."
"The brain is a wonder ful thing Why do you say that ? Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class !"
"Have you seen stieve wonders house? -niether did he"
"Are your breast imported? Because they look like they're over C's"
"You find it offensive. I find it funny, that's why I'm happier than you."
"I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now update your Facebook status."