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Joke of the Day

"What's the stupidest animal in the jungle? The polar bear"

"What do you call an elderly Mexican man? A senor citizen"

"What do mermaids wear to math class? An algae-bra!"

"What's the last thing you want to hear when you're getting a blowjob from Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson"""

"Can you get HIV off a toilete seat? Only if it's already in use"

"13yo Jesus: You're not my real dad! I HATE YOU! Joseph: One of these days boy, I'll [distant thunder] I'll do nothing. Absolutely nothing."

"What's the difference between three penises and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"Fire alarms are dangerous and should not be in the house. Why? Because when it starts the house is on fire!"

"Why do businessmen carry umbrellas? Because umbrellas can't walk."

"You may be able to drive but do you Avocado"