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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? One goes ""cockadoodle doo"", the other goes, ""Any cock 'ill do."" Old joke my 60-something grandfather told me when I was 10"

"I like my women like I like my politics The more Bush the better"

"What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator"

"What was the Numerologist's favorite seaside discount brothel? The One-Toothed Reef Whore Hive"

"Watermelons and Catcuses There are two watermelons and two cacti. One cactus says to the other ""Damn look at those melons!"" The Watermelons reply ""Wow they're such pricks."""

"Ritalin and Adderall Market Research says they both tested well among focus groups."

"It's not that Jake couldn't juggle It's that he didn't have the balls to do it"

"What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth? Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)"

"Give a man a fire, warm him for a day... Light a man ON fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"Sing to the tune of ""Yankee Doodle""... Helen Keller went to town, A-ridin' on a pony, Stuck a feather in her hat and called it ""Hunngunnggunufffungg"""