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Joke of the Day
"What is Gucci Mane's favorite kind of cheese? Gruyeauuuurrrrrrrrrr"
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"you become your ""real you"" when you are hunched over eating a burrito on the toilet and you look up and see yourself in the mirror"
"Roses are red... Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shit my garden is on fire!"
"What do you call a vicar on a motorbike? Rev"
"I sing like Sinatra and have the brain of Einstein. I think that's why girls call me Frankenstein."
"What makes an elderly millionaire bachelor more attractive? Terminal illness."
"I asked my mom why she forced me to go to to singing lessons as a kid She said singing is a skill I need to a choir."
"[helping kid w/math] What is 0.1 as a fraction? ""One tenth?"" Good, now what does 10% mean? ""Battery low, plug in your phone?"" Perfect"
"whenever I think of the happy birthday song I imagine someone softly crying and singing it under their breath, blowing out a candle alone"
"Why is North Korea going fail against America? They lack the element of supplies"