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Joke of the Day

"What do you get from a dollar-an-hour hooker? A lot of bang for your buck."

"Hebrew Jokes How do you get a Jewish number........ you role up her sleeve"

"A magician was driving down a street... then suddenly he turned into a driveway."

"I don't trust anyone who doesn't count their donuts before leaving a drive-thru."

"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Walter White."" Of course."

"What do you get when two giraffes collide? a giraffic jam!"

"What do you call a woman with no legs? Disabled."

"College is just a clever marketing ploy by Starbucks and Red Bull"

"What kinda truck does Paulie Shore drive? A DiiieEEeESsssleeeeee"

"When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty"