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Joke of the Day
"If you want to know what rich people do, just follow me. I know where they live..."
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"Maggie Thatcher Just heard they have cancelled the funeral. ATOS have declared Maggie fit for work!"
"What was the baseball score when ethiopia played africa.....ate nothing"
"White smoke is coming out of my neighbor's house. He either elected a new Pope or he's got some good weed."
"My arm is asleep. Let's draw mustaches on it."
"If a girl has sex with many guys, she's called a slut, but if a guy does the same... ... he's called gay."
"I make fun of people Instagramming their food, but I forget that, during the Renaissance, lots of artists were just painting bowls of fruit."
"I dropped french class because my teach was a dick... I was late on the first day and he said i was a retard."
"New Years Resolution My New Years Resolution is to try 100 brand new things. How many chemicals are crack? Lets get this done in one sitting."
"What does Green Day say before bed? Green night"