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Joke of the Day
"If you want to know what rich people do, just follow me. I know where they live..."
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"Queen Elizabeth is planning to visit the set of ""Game of Thrones"" next week. She said things are hard to keep track of because everyone keeps dying. And then Prince Charles said, ""Not everyone."""
"Today is Steve Irwin day... Good ol' Steve, he even died with animals in his heart."
"When you're trying to kill a clown... Go for the jugular."
"What's the best way to dispose of bodies? Put the ashes in the donuts."
"You're about as unique as a Bob Marley poster."
"What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea? He died in his teepee"
"Marital prejudice/ politics amongst fruit Q: What did Mr & Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon? A: But you cantaloupe!"
"Yesterday at a job interview I filled my glass of water until it overflowed a little. ""Nervous?"" asked the interviewer I replied, ""No, I always give 110%"""
"My first name is not Damn Signed, Autocorrect"