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Joke of the Day

"What's Beethoven doing in his grave? He's decomposing."

"What's long and black? The unemployment line"

"What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon? ARE YE READY KIDS?!"

"What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)"

"I hate circles. They're pointless."

"Guys, be sensitive. Fat people have feelings too. Usually hunger, shortness of breath, insecurity and itchiness in unreachable places."

"Love it when moms refer to kids by age in tweets. ""6 fell down today"". Wonder if the kids do the opposite at school: ""33 is drunk again""."

"purposely bought tall lace up boots so I'll never have to be anywhere on time again"

"The time traveler was still hungry after his last bite So he went back four seconds."

"Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they"