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Joke of the Day
"What's Beethoven doing in his grave? He's decomposing."
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"Someone asked me if I could tell them what you would call people from the French island of Corsica. I said, Cors'I'can."
"If I'm extra friendly and super sweet when I see you again, it's cause I've forgotten your name"
"What do fat girls do in the summer? Stink"
"Kristen Stewart looks like she always has mono"
"""Does my uniform make me look fat?"" -Insecurity guard"
"Me: OMG, I haven't seen you in so long! Her: We've never met. Me: That long huh?"
"REMINDER: Joe Biden is the only American vice president in the last 15 years who hasn't shot a friend in the face."
"My ex talked me into marriage I mean, she was my girlfriend before she became my wife"
"The difference between a prostitute and drug dealer? A prostitute can wash her crack and resell it."