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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they"
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"Cats constantly look at you like you just asked them for a ride to the airport."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chrysalis ! Chrysalis who ? Chrysalis the cake for you !"
"You mean 'idiosyncrasies' doesn't mean two or more idiots doing the same thing at the same time?"
"Why was the little boy unhappy? Because he had a frog stapled to his face"
"My mind: ""Today was a productive day."" My body: ""Please don't drink 11 cups of coffee again.""..."
"Why does Peter Pan Fly? Because he Neverlands."
"It hit me as I was taking my kids trick or treating tonight...... I'm lucky it was just a golfcart"
"They're predicting record highs for Wednesday. In other news the weather will be hotter than usual."
"A roman walks into a bar... holds up two fingers and says ""five beers please!"""