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Joke of the Day

"What did the grilled Seabass say at the Nuremberg trials? I was only following hors d'oeuvres."

"""I put my gear back in fourth."" - Willow Smith learning to drive, maybe."

"I've changed my name to Yasiin Bey. It is very important to me personally and culturally that I am called by only this name from now on and I ask respect for my decision... said Mos Def"

"I wanted my Native American girlfriend to move in with me but she had some reservations."

"The problem with political jokes... ...is that they always get elected."

"What do you call a sharp witted man, that knows many languages, and is skilled at giving oral? A cunning linguist."

"I once farted in an elevator. It was wrong in so many levels."

"That awkward moment when someone is washing dishes and you slowly put your glass in the sink."

"Sorry I was cleaning my phone screen and accidentally took 37 selfies."

"Knock knock... Who's there? Go fuck yourself."